February 2012
textposter:
Inviting the police over to your house for dinner via 911 call
ericboreman:
i almost failed 6th grade because I found out about hardcore gay fisting porn
I am beautiful, no matter what literalwolf says
I’ll be in my bunk
The only thing worse than a girl making duckface in a picture is a guy making duckface in a picture.
me: do you think the kids bop kids get bullied at school?
my dad: i hope
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lhommerun replied to your photo: OKCupid asked me to take a personality test and…
I’ve walked in on my dad watching porn, but he wasn’t masturbating. He was just looking at it like it was a baseball game. And it was like grody bangbus shit.
I used to steal my dad’s porn. He kept it in a large wooden chest where he stored his fishing supplies. He had really classy porn. It was, like,...
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videogameheart:
If your profile says that you are recovering from being stabbed…… What the fuck
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literalwolf asked: stop hitting on my bf his armpits belong to me ugly
